Post by GOD! on Oct 12, 2008 13:15:29 GMT -5
This is a story I wrote back in fifth grade- it is very funny, and if you saw the pictures that came with it, you would die laughing- but it is based of the Lion king, and is very stupid in my opinion. Let the story roll.
In a land far far away, where monkeys have magical powers, lived a monkey named Timba and his family. Now Monkey Kingdom is not on the ground, it is on the treetops, on a beautiful island where no one lives. The treetops are a bright shade of emerald. In the treetops you could pull pineapples, apples and bananas. Bananas are red. Pineapples are a light purple. Apples are orange. In Monkey kingdom, there is a ruler, who lives in the tallest tree. It is huge. The tree almost touches the sky. The tree tops are so strong they could hold a very fat sumo wrestler. Now the treetops do not go on forever. It goes on about 2 miles each way. North of the Monkey Kingdom there is a lake with golden sand. The water clearly then clear. No monkeys have ever gone there. South of Monkey kingdom, there is a huge bean stalk. That is a way to get up to Monkey Kingdom. East of Monkey Kingdom is the Evil Candy Witches Mansion, plus a whole village of Canadians.
Timba is always full of energy. Timba does not know his magic power that well. He will be king next. He is a bronze color with silver stripes going down is back. Timba has a friend named Mala. Mala is a lot smarter than Timba. Mala know her powers, but not that well. Their favorite food is pineapples. Mala has a light cinnamon color. Timaba's dad is king of the land. He is a chocolate color with almond color head. He know his powers well. His favorite food is apples. Timba's mom is queen of the land. She is an almond color with a chocolate colored head. She knows her powers well. Her favorite food is bananas. Timba's uncle is a mahogany brown. His head is black. He is really, evil, and no one gets a clue from his name, which is evil. Evil knows his powers well. Evil favorite food is meat, and in monkey kingdom, you cannot eat meat at monley kingdom. Yet he does!!!!
"Time for breakfast" said Timba's mom.
Timba ran as fast as he could to get some breakfast. After breakfast, Timba went to see hos uncle, but got side tracked by his friend Mala. They played and played until Timba realized that he wanted to see his uncle. Off course uncle, evil went to the raccoons. With the raccoon's, uncle evil, found a way tokill Timba and his dad by a flock of birds. When Timba got there hos uncle, lead him to an opening in the treetops.
"Wait here." Evil told him.
"Why." questioned Timba.
"Your dad has a surpise for you."
"Ok."
Then Evil got in a place, where the raccoons could see him,and then the raccoons chased a flock of birds.
"Help help." Timba yelled.
Help was on the way. Uncle evil went to get his brother. Timba's dad came running to the rescue; he saved Timba, but not him self.
"Run away Timba you killed your father." so Timba ran away.
"Kill him." Demanded Evil to one of his raccoons,
Timba ran fast from Red the raccoon. That raccoon was slow. He could not catch a fly.
"You can not catch me."
"Yes I can"
No you can't."
"Thunder," when Timba said that thunder came out. Thunder does not hurt raccoons. He ran and ran until he found a bird's nest. He jumped right in. The raccoon ran right past him.
"That raccoon is dumb. I cannot believe I got rid of him. I guess I will find a place to sleep." said Timba.
While Timba tried to find a place to sleep Evil was mad.
"How could you lose him?"
"He runs fast."
"Or you run slow." said Bad the raccoon.
"Good idea. You could get him bad." so Bad went to get Timba.
"Perfect not again." said Timba
"Here I come."
"You can't catch me."
"Yes I can."
Timba ran first then Bad ran after. Bad was a lot faster then Red but Slower then Timba.
"Water." but instead of water thunder came, and thunder does not hurt Raccoons.
"Where shall I go." said Timba right then spotted a gorilla nest. He hopped right in. Bad stopped to look around and ran again.
"DID YOU GET HIM?" said Evil.
"No." Bad said.
"You're to slow." said Fast a hansom raccoon.
"You're faster?"
"the fastest raccoon there is."
"Get Timba."
"Ok." so Fast ran off to get Timba
"Another one." said Timba
"Yes and I.m the fastest." said Fast.
"Let's see how fat you are." so Timba ran again. Fast was close on his tail.
"fire" hollered Timba but instead of fire, thunder came. Everybody knows raccoons are strong against thunder.
"Ha you think that will hurt me." boosted Fast.
"Ya."
"well think again."
"I have, and my idea is ....................................................................................................
you stink."
They ran and ran and ran and ran until Timba fell of the treetops.
"Where am I? This is not the treetops, it is a lake. said Timba.
"You bet ya." said Bobo
"Who are you?"
"I am Bobo, and this is Cimon." As he said that a lion appeared.
Bobo is a lynx.
"What are you guys?"
"I am a lynx, and he is a lion."
"Don't worry we don't eat meat."
"My name is Timba; you guys can be my first friends"
"Ok." So they eat together, lived together, and grew up together. Then once day Mala came. Mala was looking for food. She she spotted Cimon. She chased Cimon. Cimon yelled for help. Timba can run when he heard it. Timba fought Mala until he figured it was Mala.
"Mala."
"Timba you need to come back to the treetops."
"Ok." so Timba ran to the tree tops but didn't know his way.
He came to the Canadian's village.
"Do any of you know where the beanstalk is?" screamed Timba.
"Yes you have to do down, but hurry the witch is coming," answered a villager.
"Thank you" so Timba ran all the way down to the beanstalk, climbed up it, and ran to monkey kingdom.
"Evil, you're going down." said Timba.
"Why the young monkey has returned."
"yes i have to get my place back. I also have learned the monkey power."
"Fight me for it then."
they were in a big fight. Evil was a monkey fightre. He know how to use all the spells.
"Fire" called Evil
"Water" cried Timba
"Thunder"
"Fire"
"Water"
Evil was winning though. He had Timba down. Time jumped back up. He pushed Evil off a cliff with a thunder spell and the fight was over. Timba took his rightful place as king. Of course as king you need a queen so the king chose Mala as his queen and they lived happily ever after. The End
{Yup didn't change a lot of the grammar, some of it, and then soe capitalization here and there. I hope you enjoyed my wonderful random story.}
In a land far far away, where monkeys have magical powers, lived a monkey named Timba and his family. Now Monkey Kingdom is not on the ground, it is on the treetops, on a beautiful island where no one lives. The treetops are a bright shade of emerald. In the treetops you could pull pineapples, apples and bananas. Bananas are red. Pineapples are a light purple. Apples are orange. In Monkey kingdom, there is a ruler, who lives in the tallest tree. It is huge. The tree almost touches the sky. The tree tops are so strong they could hold a very fat sumo wrestler. Now the treetops do not go on forever. It goes on about 2 miles each way. North of the Monkey Kingdom there is a lake with golden sand. The water clearly then clear. No monkeys have ever gone there. South of Monkey kingdom, there is a huge bean stalk. That is a way to get up to Monkey Kingdom. East of Monkey Kingdom is the Evil Candy Witches Mansion, plus a whole village of Canadians.
Timba is always full of energy. Timba does not know his magic power that well. He will be king next. He is a bronze color with silver stripes going down is back. Timba has a friend named Mala. Mala is a lot smarter than Timba. Mala know her powers, but not that well. Their favorite food is pineapples. Mala has a light cinnamon color. Timaba's dad is king of the land. He is a chocolate color with almond color head. He know his powers well. His favorite food is apples. Timba's mom is queen of the land. She is an almond color with a chocolate colored head. She knows her powers well. Her favorite food is bananas. Timba's uncle is a mahogany brown. His head is black. He is really, evil, and no one gets a clue from his name, which is evil. Evil knows his powers well. Evil favorite food is meat, and in monkey kingdom, you cannot eat meat at monley kingdom. Yet he does!!!!
"Time for breakfast" said Timba's mom.
Timba ran as fast as he could to get some breakfast. After breakfast, Timba went to see hos uncle, but got side tracked by his friend Mala. They played and played until Timba realized that he wanted to see his uncle. Off course uncle, evil went to the raccoons. With the raccoon's, uncle evil, found a way tokill Timba and his dad by a flock of birds. When Timba got there hos uncle, lead him to an opening in the treetops.
"Wait here." Evil told him.
"Why." questioned Timba.
"Your dad has a surpise for you."
"Ok."
Then Evil got in a place, where the raccoons could see him,and then the raccoons chased a flock of birds.
"Help help." Timba yelled.
Help was on the way. Uncle evil went to get his brother. Timba's dad came running to the rescue; he saved Timba, but not him self.
"Run away Timba you killed your father." so Timba ran away.
"Kill him." Demanded Evil to one of his raccoons,
Timba ran fast from Red the raccoon. That raccoon was slow. He could not catch a fly.
"You can not catch me."
"Yes I can"
No you can't."
"Thunder," when Timba said that thunder came out. Thunder does not hurt raccoons. He ran and ran until he found a bird's nest. He jumped right in. The raccoon ran right past him.
"That raccoon is dumb. I cannot believe I got rid of him. I guess I will find a place to sleep." said Timba.
While Timba tried to find a place to sleep Evil was mad.
"How could you lose him?"
"He runs fast."
"Or you run slow." said Bad the raccoon.
"Good idea. You could get him bad." so Bad went to get Timba.
"Perfect not again." said Timba
"Here I come."
"You can't catch me."
"Yes I can."
Timba ran first then Bad ran after. Bad was a lot faster then Red but Slower then Timba.
"Water." but instead of water thunder came, and thunder does not hurt Raccoons.
"Where shall I go." said Timba right then spotted a gorilla nest. He hopped right in. Bad stopped to look around and ran again.
"DID YOU GET HIM?" said Evil.
"No." Bad said.
"You're to slow." said Fast a hansom raccoon.
"You're faster?"
"the fastest raccoon there is."
"Get Timba."
"Ok." so Fast ran off to get Timba
"Another one." said Timba
"Yes and I.m the fastest." said Fast.
"Let's see how fat you are." so Timba ran again. Fast was close on his tail.
"fire" hollered Timba but instead of fire, thunder came. Everybody knows raccoons are strong against thunder.
"Ha you think that will hurt me." boosted Fast.
"Ya."
"well think again."
"I have, and my idea is ....................................................................................................
you stink."
They ran and ran and ran and ran until Timba fell of the treetops.
"Where am I? This is not the treetops, it is a lake. said Timba.
"You bet ya." said Bobo
"Who are you?"
"I am Bobo, and this is Cimon." As he said that a lion appeared.
Bobo is a lynx.
"What are you guys?"
"I am a lynx, and he is a lion."
"Don't worry we don't eat meat."
"My name is Timba; you guys can be my first friends"
"Ok." So they eat together, lived together, and grew up together. Then once day Mala came. Mala was looking for food. She she spotted Cimon. She chased Cimon. Cimon yelled for help. Timba can run when he heard it. Timba fought Mala until he figured it was Mala.
"Mala."
"Timba you need to come back to the treetops."
"Ok." so Timba ran to the tree tops but didn't know his way.
He came to the Canadian's village.
"Do any of you know where the beanstalk is?" screamed Timba.
"Yes you have to do down, but hurry the witch is coming," answered a villager.
"Thank you" so Timba ran all the way down to the beanstalk, climbed up it, and ran to monkey kingdom.
"Evil, you're going down." said Timba.
"Why the young monkey has returned."
"yes i have to get my place back. I also have learned the monkey power."
"Fight me for it then."
they were in a big fight. Evil was a monkey fightre. He know how to use all the spells.
"Fire" called Evil
"Water" cried Timba
"Thunder"
"Fire"
"Water"
Evil was winning though. He had Timba down. Time jumped back up. He pushed Evil off a cliff with a thunder spell and the fight was over. Timba took his rightful place as king. Of course as king you need a queen so the king chose Mala as his queen and they lived happily ever after. The End
{Yup didn't change a lot of the grammar, some of it, and then soe capitalization here and there. I hope you enjoyed my wonderful random story.}
