google search yay!

[GOD!]

// RULES: Go to google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //
(I was using my real name in the search but changed it while posting here)

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Dark needs a bath >.<

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Dark looks like someone cut out chunks from the hull and pasted them onto the front…

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Dark Says Waiting for Connection" Help & Support.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Dark wants Taylor NOW! (what?)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Dark does not work

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Dark hates many people, she is a loser, and is blond which means shes a little stupid lol (first result too

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: DARK ASKS FOR BBF'S ADVICE TO COPE WITH RUMORS

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Dark goes back in time randomly

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Dark likes to lead simple married life

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Dark eats only organic food, and maintains a very clean and healthy diet.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Dark wears a suit

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Dark was arrested for stealing eight dollars from a bank


Now you guys do it

[Tison]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Ember needs a nuk (Apparently, it's some gerber baby pacifier thing... >.<)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Ember looks like an angel and plays the harp like a dream (XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Ember says some funny things and it gets magnified when she’s had a few. (a few - a few drinks at happy hour >.<)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Ember wants Jack's Babies (>.< I do not want Johnny Depp's babies...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Ember does not mind the dirt (*shrugs*)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Ember hates her guts. (actually, I do hate Hillary Clinton. Spot On!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Ember asks TO SERIES OR NOT TO SERIES?

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Ember goes to school

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Ember likes to be able to categorize, which may manifest itself as a desire to control. She sees the world in some ways as a jigsaw puzzle that fails to make sense only because the pieces are not quite in the right place.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Ember eats a banana (O.O ??)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Ember wears a wig

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Ember has been charged with stalking --famous dude--. Ember was arrested September 18th after she pulled up to --famous dude--’s car and pretended to fire gunshots at him with her hand.

[GOD!]

Does it say famous person, or do you not want to share that?

[Tison]

some football buff but I'd rather not share because you only get one stalker per person, right? so they could figgur out what my name is xD

[GOD!]

And you don't think the categorize one will give it away?